Jerry Falwell, burn in Hell!
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go,
Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
I soaped Jerry’s swimming pool when I was 12 years old. That was back in 1973 or 1974. I went to his church, where the ushers poked me with money dishes on long poles, out of camera shot.
What pisses me off the most about Jerry Falwell is that he took credit for Ronald Reagan getting elected. I know for a fact that Ronald Reagan was an athiest, and Ronald was the best president of the 20th century. How dare this evangelical asshole Jerry Falwell take credit for such a fine man.
Granted, politics and relition sometimes muster together.
Yes, Jerry, back in ’74 or so, I’m the asshole who tore through your backyard garden in Lynchburg, Virginia, and uprooted all your cabbage plants., and soaped your swimming pool with a two large boxes of All laundry detergent, and I’m the guy that yanked your U.S. mail box out of the ground with a garden hose by tying the hose to a tree across the street and letting a car run through the hose.
Burn in hell you fucking intolerant idiot.
For someone who is supposed to espouse Christian virtues, Jerry Falwell was not of the cloth. He was a greedy man. Greedy for power and money. I stayed just a few houses up the road from him for one summer. All his neighbors detested him. It wasnt’ because of his success, but because he was a hypocrite asshole.
He preached Christian values but exemplified none of them himself.
Burn in Hell, Jerry. The next time I am in Lynchburg, I will dance, pee, and spit on your grave. You deserve it. Never has a death of person more enriched me. Never has a death of person been more deserved. Nah, that’s a little harsh. I can think of a few fundamentalist muslims I wouldn’t mind beheading a lot more than old Jerry. Still, Jerry should take some responsibility for some gay-bashing and perhaps an abortion clinic bombing or two.